sel-gomez-xoxo:

I approve of Lorenzo and Gregg being the announcers. You be the guy in the pink get-up and I’ll consider you as one of my best friends again.

Grandma’s Foley, will actually be ridden to victory when I do it of course. 

Something to cheer you up Sel. I’ll do this for your kids after the movie.

I watched Silent Hill.

sel-gomez-xoxo:

I’m not confirming anything! It’s neither true nor false. That’s my input.

She just got off the phone with Sophie, everyone. 

I watched Silent Hill.

sel-gomez-xoxo:

Oh my gosh, David, shut up!

I think the general public would all appreciate some honesty here Selena.

mr-jonasjoseph:

Look how big the meetball got


I know what you mean, man.

mr-jonasjoseph:

Look how big the meetball got

I know what you mean, man.

I watched Silent Hill.

sel-gomez-xoxo:

Hey now! Nothing like that until they’re 30, you can take them to Chuck-E-Cheese’s until then, David.

Yeah, because their mom never saw porn till she was 30.

They grow up so fast. 

They grow up so fast. 

I watched Silent Hill.

sel-gomez-xoxo:

I’m not that cruel! …. Depends on how old they are. Might make you tag along too, Uncle D.

I’ll be the cool uncle. Taking them to see porn not gore, Sel.

I watched Silent Hill.

sel-gomez-xoxo:

I was curious!

Oops, I actually had it mistaken with a Disney movie. Boy, was I wrong. Thought they might burst out into dancing and song, too. 

You’re going to take your kids to see Saw 56 aren’t you?

I’m sick

mr-jonasjoseph:

That’s a hint that you should come and snuggle in bed with me

Make some room for me.