ms-dianna-elise asked:
"[voicemail] I didn't get a chance to see you before I left, but I love you and I'm still going to be there to take care of you when I get back. I'll see you later, baby."

[voicemail] You’re relentless woman. But I miss you, and I kind of want you here too. Just pass me soup and Advil under my door. Love you.

Laughing hard out. Peeps if you aren’t part of Fight Club unfollow me.

chelc-kane:

David has a lying problem.

David only tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to help him God. 

chelc-kane:

David didn’t have a lifejacket because we all secretly hated him and wanted him to drown. True story.

David didn’t need a lifejacket because he has the body of Chuck Norris and everyone not so secretly envies him. True story. 

Anonymous asked:
"bestfriends?"

Gregg, Joe, Dustin, Lorenzo, Lorenzo, Ryder, My dad, Bug, Brandan, Selena, Rossi. (no particular order).

Ugh. Sick. Thanks, Joe.

ms-dianna-elise:

But.

Just tellin’ it how it is.